1. jinn0uchi:

    the-hatred-machine:

    purgatorystuck:

    Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

    Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

    I love spanish

    A capital letter changes it even further:

    Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

    literally the best post I have seen on this website

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  2. falconbrunch:

    teasing the boys in the club like

    image

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  3. precumming:

    do you ever just jiggle your butt

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  4. bravedad:

    i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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  6. twinkslayer2007:

pikachu honey whats wrong you havent touched your food

    twinkslayer2007:

    pikachu honey whats wrong you havent touched your food

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  7. i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive

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  9. knightscrest:

    if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

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  10. 
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    suno fw 14.15

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